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Gentlemen, we have a problem
There's a journalist down in the hall
She got a photo of Slim out on the town last night
And it could ruin us all
She caught Shady being a lady
With a couple of Canadian ballet dancers
The magazines will be looking for answers
Banging down our door...


If he won't come quietly we'll have to force it
Pull that skinny mother out of the closet


Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)
He gives it out like a kid in a sweetshop.


Lipstick all over his chainsaw
Dancing around in dungarees
And did you see where Dr Dre put his hands
When he stood behind him on kids TV?
Wake up the marketing department
We'll make a load of money out of this now
No such thing as a sacred cow:
Gentlemen leave it to me.


Prime time live to the masses enough,
Will the queer Slim Shady please stand up?


Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)
Eminem is playing for the other team
Eminem is gay (really really gay)
He likes it best down in between


(rap)
D12 go round the outside:
said it was a lookalike working for the FBI
(dumb as it is) I got your true sexuality
bound and gagged in the boot of my pickup
and I'm driving it off a bridge...


Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)
Eminem is playing for the other team
Eminem is gay (really really gay)
He likes it best down in between
Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)
Eminem is playing for the other side
Eminem is gay (really really gay)
Come on Slim, let the fans decide!